How We Triage Mobile Home Park Deals in Under 10 Minutes
Most new investors lose weeks to deals that should have been rejected in minutes. Here is the four-filter triage framework we use to decide — fast — whether a park deserves serious underwriting.
12:48Most new MHP investors lose weeks to deals that should have been rejected in minutes. The reasons are understandable — you have finally found a park for sale, you have spent years thinking about this, and rejecting it feels like a loss. But over-analyzing bad deals is not discipline. It is procrastination with extra steps.
The goal of a triage framework is not to find every reason to pass on a deal. It is to quickly identify whether a deal deserves more of your most limited resource: time. After reviewing hundreds of parks across every stage of the deal lifecycle, the first-pass patterns are remarkably consistent. Here is exactly how we triage a new deal in under 10 minutes.
Triage vs. Underwriting — They Are Not the Same
Triage and underwriting are fundamentally different activities, and confusing them is one of the most common process mistakes new investors make.
Underwriting is the deep work: building a full financial model, testing assumptions, verifying income, estimating capex, and running sensitivity analyses on your DSCR at different debt scenarios. It takes hours, sometimes days. Triage is the gate — a rapid-fire filter designed to answer one binary question: does this deal deserve an hour of underwriting? If the answer is no, you move on. If yes, you give it that hour.
The triage is not the decision. It is the decision about whether to decide.
Filter One — Location Quality
Location is the only thing you truly cannot fix. Infrastructure can be repaired. Management can be improved. Rents can be raised. But if a park sits in a market with declining population, no employment base, and persistent vacancy pressure, none of those improvements will produce a stable investment.
In 10 minutes, you can evaluate location quality against four benchmarks:
- Population trend: Is the metro or micro area growing, stable, or declining? MSA data from the Census Bureau is publicly available.
- Employer diversity: Is the local economy tied to a single employer, a government facility, or a seasonal industry? These create fragility.
- Nearby amenities: Grocery, medical, school access. Parks without these struggle to fill lots regardless of price.
- Drive time to major employment: Parks more than 45–60 minutes from a meaningful employment center face persistent vacancy.
If location fails any two of these criteria, triage ends here. Move on immediately.
Filter Two — Seller Expectations
You can identify a well-priced deal or an overpriced one within minutes of reviewing the asking price against trailing income. The calculation is simple: divide the asking price by the gross annual lot rent revenue. Call this the Price-to-Rent Multiple.
Anything above 12–13x requires a very specific rationale — strong rent upside, a path to public utilities, or a high-demand coastal market. Anything above 15–16x in a secondary or tertiary market should raise an immediate flag and needs a rapid explanation before you invest more time.
This is not a substitute for cap rate analysis, but it is a useful sanity check you can run before you know anything else about the deal. If the seller's price implies a cap rate below 5% in a market where MHP cap rates are trading at 6.5–7.5%, someone's math is wrong — and it is not the market's.
Filter Three — Utility Setup
Public utilities or private systems? This question takes 30 seconds to answer with a quick scan of the offering memorandum or a call to the county assessor. It belongs in triage because the answer changes everything about the deal's risk profile and financing path.
A park on private well and sewer is not automatically a pass-over. But it requires a longer due diligence runway, a different reserve assumption, and specific lender outreach before you proceed. If you are early in your investing career and have a limited network of lenders who work with private utility parks, that constraint alone may make the deal unworkable for you right now.
Know your personal constraints before you apply filters, because the right answer varies by investor and by stage of portfolio.
Filter Four — Trailing Financial Reality Check
Sellers present financials optimistically. Your job in triage is not to rebuild the model — it is to spot whether the seller's story holds together at a high level. Three questions to answer in two to three minutes with the P&L:
- What is the stated expense ratio? If it is below 35%, it is almost certainly missing something. Management fees, reserves, and insurance alone should get you to 25–30%.
- Is the revenue based on current rents or projected rents? Pro forma income that assumes rents 20%+ above current market deserves immediate skepticism.
- Are there obvious missing line items? No mention of property taxes, no insurance line, no vacancy allowance — these are tells that the financials were assembled to impress, not to inform.
You are not pressure-testing the financials at this stage. You are asking: does the basic math cohere? If the expense ratio implies a $2M park generating $200,000 NOI but comparable parks in that market are trading at 6.5% caps, the implied value is $3M. That $1M gap is worth understanding before you commit to deeper work.
When to Move On vs. Move Forward
After running all four filters, you will typically land in one of three buckets:
- Clear reject: Two or more filters fail without an obvious rationale. Move on immediately. Do not negotiate with yourself.
- Conditional proceed: One filter concern that requires a quick phone call to clarify. Make the call before you underwrite. Often that call resolves the question in five minutes.
- Clear proceed: All four filters pass or concerns are well understood. Commit an hour to proper underwriting.
”The most valuable skill in deal sourcing is not finding great deals. It is making fast, clear decisions about which ones do not deserve your time.”
Building the Triage Habit
The goal is to run this filter so automatically that it becomes reflexive. That requires repetition. Aim to triage at least five to ten deals per week during your sourcing phase, even if most are immediate rejects. Each rejection builds your internal calibration for what a passing deal actually looks like.
The investors who look at the most deals — and reject most of them quickly — are the ones who end up with the best pipelines. Volume and discipline work together. This framework is the discipline side of that equation. The speed comes with practice.